Who knew that 30 hornets could wip 30,000 bees asses in 3 hours?
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31
Jul
Hornets 1, Bees 0
Being that half the world plays some type of MMO I thought it would be fitting to link this story that I found over at Destructoid. It’s a pretty interesting read although I don’t agree with my Warrior explanation. I just like to beat the shit out of things and I don’t have any repressed feeling…dammit. Click the pic to read the story.
23
Jul
Real life comics
The gf introduced me to this web comic. Much win here.
20
Jul
Cadaver Calculator
A grim way to find out just how much you’re worth to science. $4275 - no thanks. I think I’ll just keep on breathing. See how much you’re worth: http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator
Don’t worry, all the pics are safe for work.
17
Jul
I <3 stickfigures
These are the best stick figure animations by far though: http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/
Come on, you know I’m right. Number 3 is pretty good and there should be a number 11: Know the tech you are working with. Did you know you use Microsoft Word to hack into someone’s computer? You have to be certified but it’s possible.
- In order to be a bad ass, something fucked must happen to you while you were a kid. Examples:
- Anakin aka Darth Vader: Mom died as a kid, becomes a slave.
- Boba Fett: Dad gets beheaded by muthafuckin Sam Jackson.
- Luke Skywalker: Lives with his aunt and uncle so obviously mom and dad aren’t in the picture. Obi told him that Vader killed his dad. (which is a fucking lie but whatever)
- The more limbs you get cutoff, the more l33t you will become.
- Falling in love with a female and being super jealous leads to the dark side, ultimately cementing your role as a bad ass. (besides the crying like a little bitch…)
- No matter what movie he’s in, Harrison Ford will always be Indiana Jones. And I know, Indiana Jones came out after the first Star Wars. Don’t give a shit.
- George Lucas is a money hungry douche because he got talked into making the prequel movies. All he did was fuck up people’s childhood. Way to go George, way to go.
14
Jul
and the killer was
Alvin!!!!
There’s a really interesting article that all WoW players, and other gamers, should read up on VentureBeat. It’s called “Noob and other words worth thinking about“. Besides just being surprised to see an article covering WoW on a venture capitalist’s website, here are some of the takeaways:
1. Cry more, noob (or “less QQ, more PEWPEW”)
This was my favorite rule especially as it applies to start-ups. It was translated to me as, “don’t start by complaining about game mechanics before you know how the game works. Ask questions and get guidance before you assume the game is broken. Most likely the problem is that you do not know how to play the game. If you are inexperienced, show some humility – be willing to learn.”
2. Pay it Forward
“Don’t ask until you have helped others. People are more inclined to help you once they know you and see you as part of their ecosystem.”
3. There are no good secrets
Oh, man, this one was great – and so counter-intuitive. These two were chatting away about all of the game secrets. They shared their learning from within WoW and from the many postings outside of Wow (yes, these two are real game geeks). They were actively tapping in to each other’s genius – in order to help themselves and to solve the problem set of the day.
13
Jul
So many thoughts
None of which are nice. So is he considered a midget? Just wondering. Click the pic to read the “heartwarming” story. I’ll be tame and end this here.
Not the mug itself, just the contents. When jostled, the water went from looking like the placid surface of a calm lake to one filled with 4,000 piranhas and a cow. The water in the mug bubbled frenziedly for a fraction of a second, and then geysered upwards DIRECTLY INTO MY FACE OH GOD THE BURNING!!
(Read the rest of this beauty)
11
Jul
Take That, Fanboi
I really hate this guy, though
11
Jul
I Hate Local News
10
Jul
Dizzy Japanese Boxing
09
Jul
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