I’ve heard of things like this happening throughout my college career but I didn’t believe it. Except this one time at this sorority house…
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15
Aug
PSA for the ladies
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Here’s a clip of Superbad!
10
Aug
Now this is a simulator!
If I ever won the lotto, I’d waste some money on one of these.
09
Aug
Hos for Happiness
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Being that half the world plays some type of MMO I thought it would be fitting to link this story that I found over at Destructoid. It’s a pretty interesting read although I don’t agree with my Warrior explanation. I just like to beat the shit out of things and I don’t have any repressed feeling…dammit. Click the pic to read the story.
23
Jul
teabag of the century
she gets in it when i come over at night
Come on, you know I’m right. Number 3 is pretty good and there should be a number 11: Know the tech you are working with. Did you know you use Microsoft Word to hack into someone’s computer? You have to be certified but it’s possible.
The always entertaining Maddox has finally updated his site. If you can’t tell by his picture below he hates the iPhone and all of the fanboys who whip them out just to check the time, even when they are clearly wearing a watch. Go read his shit here.
- In order to be a bad ass, something fucked must happen to you while you were a kid. Examples:
- Anakin aka Darth Vader: Mom died as a kid, becomes a slave.
- Boba Fett: Dad gets beheaded by muthafuckin Sam Jackson.
- Luke Skywalker: Lives with his aunt and uncle so obviously mom and dad aren’t in the picture. Obi told him that Vader killed his dad. (which is a fucking lie but whatever)
- The more limbs you get cutoff, the more l33t you will become.
- Falling in love with a female and being super jealous leads to the dark side, ultimately cementing your role as a bad ass. (besides the crying like a little bitch…)
- No matter what movie he’s in, Harrison Ford will always be Indiana Jones. And I know, Indiana Jones came out after the first Star Wars. Don’t give a shit.
- George Lucas is a money hungry douche because he got talked into making the prequel movies. All he did was fuck up people’s childhood. Way to go George, way to go.
14
Jul
and the killer was
Alvin!!!!
13
Jul
So many thoughts
None of which are nice. So is he considered a midget? Just wondering. Click the pic to read the “heartwarming” story. I’ll be tame and end this here.
12
Jul
waaaaaaaaaaaaa
This baby will kick your ass and eat your soul
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