Archive for July 16th, 2007

16
Jul

Rampage: Aussie Tank (1) VS Cell Towers (0)

By noob 0 Comments
Categories: Made of Win!, The Internets and News

Someone’s rage bar was at full, due to their shitty cell phone service. What better way to get back at the cheap-ass carriers than to commandeer a tank and drive over them? Hell, sounds good to me!


tank vs cell towers

A FORMER Telstra worker allegedly stole a tank and used it to demolish six mobile phone towers as he led police on a wild two-hour rampage through western Sydney yesterday.

More than 20 police chased the tank but were powerless to stop it, retreating to a safe distance as the huge vehicle cut a path of destruction through six suburbs.

They could only watch as the driver, hanging out of the top at times, allegedly rammed the tank through fences and into six mobile phone towers, telecommunication relay sheds and an electrical substation.


destroyed cell towers

(full story)

16
Jul

Never Leave Home Without One

By leet 1 Comment
Categories: Strange Shite, i lolled and Random

Sack II

Love Cannon

(link)

16
Jul

what i’ve learned from star wars

By pwned 3 Comments
Categories: Video and Random

Star Wars

  1. In order to be a bad ass, something fucked must happen to you while you were a kid. Examples:
    • Anakin aka Darth Vader: Mom died as a kid, becomes a slave.
    • Boba Fett: Dad gets beheaded by muthafuckin Sam Jackson.
    • Luke Skywalker: Lives with his aunt and uncle so obviously mom and dad aren’t in the picture. Obi told him that Vader killed his dad. (which is a fucking lie but whatever)
  2. The more limbs you get cutoff, the more l33t you will become.
  3. Falling in love with a female and being super jealous leads to the dark side, ultimately cementing your role as a bad ass. (besides the crying like a little bitch…)
  4. No matter what movie he’s in, Harrison Ford will always be Indiana Jones. And I know, Indiana Jones came out after the first Star Wars. Don’t give a shit.
  5. George Lucas is a money hungry douche because he got talked into making the prequel movies. All he did was fuck up people’s childhood. Way to go George, way to go.
16
Jul

Much Hate

By prozac 1 Comment
Categories: Rant, Computer and Video

To the sick bastards coding for HP who decided their 7300 printers were so important that the software should be 750 megs. Intrusive pop-ups and slow boot ups are standard features as well.

Lemme remind you of what I did to my last printer. Ya, thats me in the pinstripes - don’t mess wit me, HP bitches!