Archive for July 6th, 2007

06
Jul

random video of the day

Auto Phone Sex

06
Jul

i can haz a childrenz?

velociraptor.jpg

06
Jul

In the last moments of daylight yesterday…

I saw something dark moving outside my house. I moved the curtains aside to get a better look, but it had already disappeared. I went outside to see if it was around the corner, but the porch light wouldn’t come on. I opened the screen and searched for a flashlight in the kitchen. Of the five flashlights I own, only one of them worked. I went back outside, when suddenly, I heard a ton of racket coming from my garbage cans! Spinning around, I see a raccoon dart into the bushes as I bring the light to bare on the cans. My heart racing and the sound of my pulse loud in my ears, I push through the front door and relax in a chair. I ended up falling asleep there and woke this morning to the sound of rain falling hard on the roof. The solid clouds nearly blocked out the Sun as I cleared the sleep from around my eyes and went out front for a smoke. Pulling heavily on the cigarette, I scan my lawn for signs of the raccoon…that’s when I see it. Staring at me from behind my car is something reptilian with a look so fierce, my hands start trembling and I drop my cigarette. Slowly backing towards the door, I catch hold of a baseball bat, shut and lock the door. I think it’s still out there, but I haven’t heard anything in a while. I tried to call the police, but they are jammed with calls due to the rain and advised me to call animal control. Does anyone know what I should do? I don’t think my house is raptor proof. Please help.

06
Jul

The guy sitting next to you drinking bottled water is an idiot

Thirty years ago, bottled water barely existed as a business in the United States. Last year, we spent more on Poland Spring, Fiji Water, Evian, Aquafina, and Dasani than we spent on iPods or movie tickets–$15 billion. It will be $16 billion this year.

…we’re raising a generation that views tap water with disdain and water fountains with suspicion. We’ve come to pay good money–two or three or four times the cost of gasoline–for a product we have always gotten, and can still get, for free, from taps in our homes.

Interesting wall-of-text article from Fast Company.

06
Jul

Friday Tiki

In honor of Friday.

Big Tiki

From Tiki Tiki.

06
Jul

Rend, Tear, Hack and Cleave

Age of Conan combatThe guys at GamersInfo.net got a run through of Age of Conan’s combat system. This is definitely not your current generation type of combat. Some excerpts:

The mouse is very important in battle; you have to be able to turn and face your opponent quickly.

In the center of your screen is a radial menu with the alpha-numeric symbols Q123E. This indicates where your swing will land. Q is down and to the left. 3 swings up and high.

I mean, blood splattered all over my monitor. Scared the bajeezus out of me the first time! But I was in the middle of a frantic battle with my three party members against 3-7 enemies. Darned if I know what I did! I just know I did it!

Looks like it could be fun. Sign me up!