03
Jul
07

Fuck the Blind, Fuck the Deaf, Fuck CSS

CSS is bullshit for layout. It takes five times longer to create a page, the page never looks the same in all commonly used browsers, and the code is not remotely readable. Tables have defaults that are commonly desired, behaviors that are well documented, and extremely similar implementations across all the commonly used browsers.

CSS is one of the CAUSES of browser incompatibility.
CSS is NOT A STANDARD, it’s the browser’s opinion.

Tables ARE the standard, but trendy designers that require visual tools to do anything more complex than tie a shoe demanded “progress”. More like another holy war, where people that eat, sleep and shit tables are being attacked by young upstarts who are just shy of autistic.

W3C, you can suck my fucking cock. I hope you all starve when CSS comes crashing down around you.

It’s kind of ironic that this piece of shit blog software uses CSS for layout…no wonder our retarded admin can’t decide on a template.


7 Responses to “Fuck the Blind, Fuck the Deaf, Fuck CSS”


  1. 1 noob Jul 3rd, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Maybe, as we turn back the progressive wheels of time on CSS and HTML, we should also go back to riding to work on horses and do away with AC in our houses.

    Makes about as much sense.

    Uh Oh, the 1995 HTML dinosaur is grumpy!

  2. 2 Pwned Jul 3rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Good use of the word fuck. I approve this thread.

  3. 3 fickst Jul 3rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    You layout pages using Keynote, noob…so shut the fuck up.

  4. 4 noob Jul 3rd, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    PowerPoint is for non-elitest PC gimps. I use Keynote on a Mac. Wrong again…

  5. 5 fickst Jul 3rd, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    lol, wut?

  6. 6 panes Jul 3rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    way too many comments on this topic

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