02
Jul
07

Monday Message: Meetings Suck

Yet we continue to have them all day long… Honestly, if there are more than 4 people in a meeting, you might as well just cancel it, since nothing useful will get done anyway.

Meeting’s Suck

A few reasons why frequent and long meetings are t3h sucK:

  • They break your working day into small, incoherent pieces on a schedule incompatible with the natural breaks in your flow
  • They are normally all about words and abstract concepts, not real things (like a piece of code or a screen of design)
  • They usually contain an abysmal low amount of information conveyed per minute
  • They often contain at least one moron that inevitably get his turn to waste everyone’s time with nonsense
  • They drift off subject easier than a rear-wheel driven Chicago cab in heavy snow
  • They frequently have agendas so vague nobody is really sure what its about
  • They require thorough preparation that people rarely do anyway

3 Responses to “Monday Message: Meetings Suck”


  1. 1 fickst Jul 2nd, 2007 at 8:24 am

    Looks like someone’s got a bad case of the Mondays.

  2. 2 mahbucket Jul 2nd, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Your comment implies that there is such a thing as a “good” case of the Mondays. This is untrue. Your comment therefore implies a contradiction and must therefore be false, which implies that you fail @ comments.

  3. 3 noob Jul 2nd, 2007 at 9:57 am

    owned

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