Totally gives me flashbacks to Lo Wang in Shadow Warrior.
Archive for July, 2007
31
Jul
Learn Chinese
Girl Face Plants Into Bike Ramp - Watch more free videos
31
Jul
Hornets 1, Bees 0
Who knew that 30 hornets could wip 30,000 bees asses in 3 hours?
Assassin’s Creed looks damn interesting. It looks like the devs for this one really stepped outside the box and decided to do something fun and different. It’s just to bad it’s coming out for console players only… As we all know, consoles suck. Ubisoft will be releasing Assassin’s Creed for both the Xbox and the Playstation.
Below is a run through by one of the devs:
28
Jul
PopRocks!
27
Jul
It’s Friday…
Think about smarties.
lols, lols, lols
27
Jul
I iz busy
Yeah, I’m sure you’d love to use your computer right now. I’m sorry, but I am just too busy to process your request.
P.S.
FU
In an interview to Pacific Daily News, Sen. Ray Tenorio, a representative of the state of Guam, revealed that he is a World of Warcraft player… a serious level-70 Dwarf priest at that, too. He goes by the name of Paleray on the Silverhand server and is even a member of a guild.
Apparently, being a Senator from Guam doesn’t mean a lot of work. Also of note, he’s an idiot for giving his name/server out and will now be trolled forever.
Okay, so everyone knows about the Darwin Awards - the award given to people who die in the stupidist way. Here’s a video trailer for a show about these idiots:
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26
Jul
0/10 - Failure
Being that half the world plays some type of MMO I thought it would be fitting to link this story that I found over at Destructoid. It’s a pretty interesting read although I don’t agree with my Warrior explanation. I just like to beat the shit out of things and I don’t have any repressed feeling…dammit. Click the pic to read the story.
The helmet, called Breathe Air, was created by 22-year-old Brunel University industrial design and technology student Luke Pannell.
Stephen Green, lecturer at Brunel University’s school of engineering and design, said: “Combining a helmet with effective filtering will provide considerably more reassurance to people whilst cycling.”
Whatever. It’s cool because you’ll look like a Star Wars storm trooper on a bicycle when you’re wearing your new uber-leet helmet of doom. Kids will be freakin’ running from you wherever you go. As a bonus, you might also get arrested
25
Jul
Pachelbel
Heavy video gamers comprise only 2% of all gamers, yet they spent more than eight times on games than the average gamer did in the last quarter of 2006, according to NPD Group’s “Gamer Segmentation II” study, conducted in January 2007 among gamers ages 6 to 44.
These heavy gamers owned an average of 2.8 video game consoles, and played an average of 39.3 hours every week.
(via)
24
Jul
Mastodon Linoleum Knife
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Intro
Kriby’s Dream Land was one of my favorite games on my old Game Boy. It’s amazing how well the lyrics match. 
The video was blatantly stolen from here, but I like the youtube format better.
Last but not least, the mp3 for your enjoyment.
You might think, “Blimey. Is this photoshopped?”
No, they really do that. That’s typically the option I choose. They have one man, in particular, who is very gentle, and even gives you a reach-around.
23
Jul
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