I started playing Sid Meier’s games with Colonization. Back when the graphics were complete crap. I’ll be watching what becomes of his newest game - Civilization Revolution. Hopefully it will be change the game a little. It’s been a while since that happened in this genre.
(click the image for the video - dumbasses didn’t make it shareable.)
Until I see about $500 go up in smoke, whilst exploding about $1200 worth of fireworks. I went shopping today at my favorite fireworks store and got really spendy on their buy one get one free deal. I spent so much, in fact, I got a membership to the Premier VIP shopper club…which basically meant that I was to receive an additional $350 worth of fireworks for free.
In Florida, the laws are pretty shaky and obtaining fireworks basically amounts to filling out a form that states you need them to scare away birds. There are a variety of other excuses you can select on the form, but the whole process is very tongue-in-cheek. After visiting a party and impressing all my friends with how eager I am to throw away money on my favorite holiday, I left them with a 26 shot battery…NOT to be lit until every last person at the party is shitfaced.
Hopefully, I’ll have some good burn stories to reveal after I’ve celebrated the defeat of in-bred island and the creation of our nation.
I’ve never liked country music before. If I have to listen to one more momma’s boy whine about loosing his goddamn gf, truck, dog, etc. I’m going to scream. All you have to do to be a country music star is the following:
Look good in a cowboy hat
Have that goddamn annoying twangy voice.
Be able to pluck a guitar
Be ridiculously hot (if you’re a chick)
All that being said, I’ve become a fan of one particular country song. It’s called “Show them to me.” If you watch the video, I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s a life changer.
If you like Digg, you’ll love Pownce - wrong! It looks like the Digg community hates their founders newest foray into web apps. Nuggets of truth:
Pownce is a web service that lets you “share stuff with your friends”. Translated into non-retard speak, this means “a website where you can go to put notes and files and shit up for other users”. What was that? You remember FTP too? Yeah, from nineteen seventy-fucking one? Now it has pastel colors, and it’s invite-only.
Kevin, if you are reading this, this is the one line you really need to take to heart: don’t make me sign up for fucking Paypal to use your lame ass web service.
What The Fuck Is Megatechtronium? Supposedly that’s the company that develops Pownce. What, Hypercompuglobalmeganet was taken?
Sure, you could put a few mp3s up there, but without larger file sizes, it’s functionally useless. Oh, you can pay $20/year for the privilege of 100MB file uploads. Whoop-de fucking doo. They use Amazon S3 as a data store, which will cost you $1.80 to store a gigabyte of data for a year if you use it independently of Pownce. Overpriced much?
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