Apparently our admin has Downs, which roughly explains the problem. As I sit here watching him drool on his keyboard attempting to fix the problem, I’m reminded of the timeless art of midget tossing. Seeing as how his condition caused him to grow more slowly, he looks to be a good size for chucking across the room.

The problem, is that while it’s perfectly acceptable to toss a midget across the room, Down’s kids are overlooked because of their “special” nature. Considering most EOE laws cover discrimination of this sort, I think it’s high time to toss midgets AND Down’s kids with equal gusto.

So, grab the nearest Down’s kid and give them a toss. They will love you for the attention you give them, to be sure.