http://www.itaffectsyou.org/blog/?p=147

It sucks that her selfless acts of charity are being overlooked to enforce some silly rules about “same-sex” relationships. To allow her work to continue, I’d like to offer free “hetero” lessons to her and her significant other. I can teach them the benefits of being with a man, while curbing their appetite for the furry cup.

Once they are hopelessly addicted to the cock, they can once again join the ministry to aid the homeless…problem solved.