So, I stopped by the AoC community site today and fell in love once again with the wisdom of Funcom. I played AO back before WoW and loved the adult-ish nature of the content. Fast forward to AoC, which will carry a “Mature” rating… Now, I’ve played games that have a mature rating and while the graphic violence is indeed for mature audiences, the graphic sex has always fallen limp.
When Funcom wrote that AoC would have brothels and what not, I was encourage by the direction, but figured it would fall short of, oh say…”nudity”. Then I found this screenshot, which was too hot for their non-Mature rated website…
All I can say is carry on, Funcom…you’ll get my dollars.
It sucks that her selfless acts of charity are being overlooked to enforce some silly rules about “same-sex” relationships. To allow her work to continue, I’d like to offer free “hetero” lessons to her and her significant other. I can teach them the benefits of being with a man, while curbing their appetite for the furry cup.
Once they are hopelessly addicted to the cock, they can once again join the ministry to aid the homeless…problem solved.
So go ahead and fire up those iPhones and start loading it with something you will enjoy. And please PLEASE no Spice Girls. No one cares that they are staging a comeback.
Someone thought it was a good idea to give a bunch of elitist pricks a soapbox. The sky is INDEED falling, Mr. Lolcat. No doubt this site will be full of nothing but win. Until fickst posts, then it’s complete fail.
Apparently our admin has Downs, which roughly explains the problem. As I sit here watching him drool on his keyboard attempting to fix the problem, I’m reminded of the timeless art of midget tossing. Seeing as how his condition caused him to grow more slowly, he looks to be a good size for chucking across the room.
The problem, is that while it’s perfectly acceptable to toss a midget across the room, Down’s kids are overlooked because of their “special” nature. Considering most EOE laws cover discrimination of this sort, I think it’s high time to toss midgets AND Down’s kids with equal gusto.
So, grab the nearest Down’s kid and give them a toss. They will love you for the attention you give them, to be sure.
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