Archive for June, 2007

30
Jun

Sid Meier’s Next Civ Game: Revolution

I started playing Sid Meier’s games with Colonization. Back when the graphics were complete crap. I’ll be watching what becomes of his newest game - Civilization Revolution. Hopefully it will be change the game a little. It’s been a while since that happened in this genre.

Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution
(click the image for the video - dumbasses didn’t make it shareable.)

30
Jun

4 More Days…

Until I see about $500 go up in smoke, whilst exploding about $1200 worth of fireworks. I went shopping today at my favorite fireworks store and got really spendy on their buy one get one free deal. I spent so much, in fact, I got a membership to the Premier VIP shopper club…which basically meant that I was to receive an additional $350 worth of fireworks for free.

In Florida, the laws are pretty shaky and obtaining fireworks basically amounts to filling out a form that states you need them to scare away birds. There are a variety of other excuses you can select on the form, but the whole process is very tongue-in-cheek. After visiting a party and impressing all my friends with how eager I am to throw away money on my favorite holiday, I left them with a 26 shot battery…NOT to be lit until every last person at the party is shitfaced.

Hopefully, I’ll have some good burn stories to reveal after I’ve celebrated the defeat of in-bred island and the creation of our nation.

Fireworks

30
Jun

L33tn00b Theme

Since some colorblind retards can’t appreciate a good design when they see one, I’m going back to the previous version. Enjoy the lameness.

Note: I might randomly switch the themes out as I try and find a better one to work with.

Note 2: See how big I made that damn title! That’s for Fickst, because he loves big fonts.

30
Jun

A new outlook on country music

I’ve never liked country music before. If I have to listen to one more momma’s boy whine about loosing his goddamn gf, truck, dog, etc. I’m going to scream. All you have to do to be a country music star is the following:

  • Look good in a cowboy hat
  • Have that goddamn annoying twangy voice.
  • Be able to pluck a guitar
  • Be ridiculously hot (if you’re a chick)

All that being said, I’ve become a fan of one particular country song. It’s called “Show them to me.” If you watch the video, I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s a life changer.

You can see the uncensored version @ pleaseshowthemtome.com

30
Jun

What the hell is wrong with my web admin

The new layout fucking sucks.

  •  I can’t see who wrote each story entry (as per the gf)
  • The old logo was far superior
  • The entry section is too fucking thin.

I would have posted a screenshot of this horrible design, but it would have been too wide to fit.  gg

fix it. kkthxbye

30
Jun

Kevin Rose’s Pownce Gets Ripped a New Asshole

If you like Digg, you’ll love Pownce - wrong! It looks like the Digg community hates their founders newest foray into web apps. Nuggets of truth:

Pownce is a web service that lets you “share stuff with your friends”. Translated into non-retard speak, this means “a website where you can go to put notes and files and shit up for other users”. What was that? You remember FTP too? Yeah, from nineteen seventy-fucking one? Now it has pastel colors, and it’s invite-only.

Kevin, if you are reading this, this is the one line you really need to take to heart: don’t make me sign up for fucking Paypal to use your lame ass web service.

What The Fuck Is Megatechtronium? Supposedly that’s the company that develops Pownce. What, Hypercompuglobalmeganet was taken?

Sure, you could put a few mp3s up there, but without larger file sizes, it’s functionally useless. Oh, you can pay $20/year for the privilege of 100MB file uploads. Whoop-de fucking doo. They use Amazon S3 as a data store, which will cost you $1.80 to store a gigabyte of data for a year if you use it independently of Pownce. Overpriced much?

Read the rest of this beauty at Uncov.

30
Jun

World of Warcraft Priest Gear: Smite Shirt

Don’t mess with a WoW priest IRL. Don’t make me smite you

world of warcraft priest smite shirt

30
Jun

Fury: MMO and FPS in one?

Get your beta code for Fury.

It’s kind of an MMO and an FPS.

29
Jun

Age Of Conan

So, I stopped by the AoC community site today and fell in love once again with the wisdom of Funcom. I played AO back before WoW and loved the adult-ish nature of the content. Fast forward to AoC, which will carry a “Mature” rating… Now, I’ve played games that have a mature rating and while the graphic violence is indeed for mature audiences, the graphic sex has always fallen limp.

When Funcom wrote that AoC would have brothels and what not, I was encourage by the direction, but figured it would fall short of, oh say…”nudity”. Then I found this screenshot, which was too hot for their non-Mature rated website…
Succubus - Frontal Nudity

All I can say is carry on, Funcom…you’ll get my dollars.

29
Jun

The article below mine is gay.

Who the fuck cares?

29
Jun

The article below mine is gay.

Who wants, much less “steals” a picture of a pygmy with a tiki? WTF?

New tradition…it’s Friday, so I’m gonna have buttsecks with some guy. Pretty much the same thing here…

29
Jun

Friday is Freaky Tiki Day

This is the day I celebrate the coming weekend and steal a random tiki image from the internets. Why do I do this? Because I can.

Freaky Tiki Friday Background

Stolen from here.

29
Jun

Carpet Munching Do-Gooder Gets The Axe

http://www.itaffectsyou.org/blog/?p=147

It sucks that her selfless acts of charity are being overlooked to enforce some silly rules about “same-sex” relationships. To allow her work to continue, I’d like to offer free “hetero” lessons to her and her significant other. I can teach them the benefits of being with a man, while curbing their appetite for the furry cup.

Once they are hopelessly addicted to the cock, they can once again join the ministry to aid the homeless…problem solved.

29
Jun

Stupid College Tricks

Match + Microwave + Video Camera = Newz

29
Jun

SEQURITEEZ

Skype, you’re on notice!

Skype - Threat Down

Certified h@xx0r5 are now considering Skype harmful. BEWARE!

29
Jun

If You’re a Complete Gaming ‘Tard…

console gaming blog…then you might like this random site that reviews console gaming crap. WTF does Lawn of the Month mean anyway?

Also, if you’re gay, you might enjoy their reviews of top podcasts for your overhyped iPhone. It has also provided the WORTHLESS QUOTE OF THE DAY:

So go ahead and fire up those iPhones and start loading it with something you will enjoy. And please PLEASE no Spice Girls. No one cares that they are staging a comeback.

My head hurtz now.

29
Jun

I HAZ A LAUGIN

Sky is falling

Someone thought it was a good idea to give a bunch of elitist pricks a soapbox. The sky is INDEED falling, Mr. Lolcat. No doubt this site will be full of nothing but win. Until fickst posts, then it’s complete fail.

Until then, more Hoff, pls.

29
Jun

The fucking blog is down…

Apparently our admin has Downs, which roughly explains the problem. As I sit here watching him drool on his keyboard attempting to fix the problem, I’m reminded of the timeless art of midget tossing. Seeing as how his condition caused him to grow more slowly, he looks to be a good size for chucking across the room.

The problem, is that while it’s perfectly acceptable to toss a midget across the room, Down’s kids are overlooked because of their “special” nature. Considering most EOE laws cover discrimination of this sort, I think it’s high time to toss midgets AND Down’s kids with equal gusto.

So, grab the nearest Down’s kid and give them a toss. They will love you for the attention you give them, to be sure.

29
Jun

OH SHI

Fucking subject line cut off my titl

29
Jun

Hoff’s Back: Knight Rider Movie

If the new Knight Rider movie doesn’t have Hoff in it it will be a complete failure.

Knight Rider Movie Poster

Too bad it’s fake.